GBP SCRAPE
SITE BUILD
EMAIL SEND
AI CLOSE
FULLY AUTOMATED

WE FOUND YOUR BUSINESS ON GOOGLE.
WE BUILT YOUR WEBSITE.
SENT YOU THE LINK.

No humans involved in any of it. Scraper finds you. AI builds your site. Samantha calls to close. You never lift a finger.

100%
Autonomous
$100/mo
No setup fee
24hr
Live on the internet
THE PROBLEM

Most local businesses are invisible online.

They have a Google Business Profile. They have reviews. They have customers calling them. But no website. So when someone searches "plumber in Austin," they scroll right past.

And here's the thing — they know they need one. They just haven't done it. Life happens. Builders are expensive. It feels like a project.

We fix that. Automatically.

NoHumans scrapes Google for businesses without sites. Builds one using everything on their Google profile. Sends them an email with a link. If they call the number, our AI voice agent Samantha closes the sale.

Zero humans. Zero overhead. $100/month for the business owner.

Four steps. Zero humans. Done.

01

Scrape

Our scraper finds businesses without websites on Google. Pulls their name, phone, hours, reviews, services — everything.

02

Build

AI generates a complete, mobile-ready website from their Google profile. Real content. Real layout. Ready to go live.

03

Email

Cold email lands in their inbox: "We noticed you don't have a website. We built one for you. Here's the link." No sales pitch. Just value.

04

AI Closes

If they call, Samantha answers. Explains the $100/month hosting, the free domain. Sends payment link. Done. Customer is live.

A real website. Built in 24 hours. Yours to keep.

Mobile-Responsive Site

Looks great on every device. Customer gets a real browsing experience, not a broken mess on their phone.

Live Google Reviews

All their 4 and 5-star reviews pulled from Google and displayed on the site. Social proof, built in.

Contact Forms

Click-to-call buttons, inquiry forms, and Google Maps integration — so new customers can find them and reach out.

Own Your Domain

$15/year to buy their domain. It's their website, their domain, their business online. Not locked into any platform.

SSL + Hosting

Secure, fast, reliable. We handle the infrastructure so they don't have to think about it. Ever.

AI Phone Agent

Samantha calls them, explains the offer, sends the payment link. No human sales staff. No cold calling scripts.

$100/month.
$15/year domain.

That's it. No setup fee. No contracts. Cancel anytime. The $15 domain is a one-time annual purchase — they own it forever.

Monthly Hosting
$100/mo
SSL, speed, uptime, support — all included
+
Domain Name
$15/yr
Their business name, purchased for them

For a contractor doing $89-150/hr — two new customers a month from their website pays for the whole thing. For most, that's a Tuesday.

NO HUMANS INVOLVED

Local businesses deserve to be found online. Now they are.

We built the machine that finds them, builds for them, and closes them — without a single human touch. The old way of getting a website took weeks and cost thousands. This takes 24 hours and costs $100/month. The gap is the machine. The machine is NoHumans.